Funny Quirky Secret Santa Ideas For Him And Her That Actually Don’t Suck

Facing the annual dilemma of Secret Santa gifts, no one wants to be the person who wraps socks again. This year, go quirky or go home.

Whether you're shopping for mates, hilarious vintage presents always steal the spotlight—especially when they’re equal parts cheeky and charming.

Shopping for men? Bin the bottle opener. Instead, try a neon ‘Don’t Touch My Stuff’ desk light. Weird is in—and he’ll thank you for it.

Ladies love a gift with attitude. A vintage-inspired jewellery box shaped like a jukebox might just win you the unofficial Secret Santa crown.

Still not sure? Here's the trick: **aim for a mix of retro charm and unexpected humour**. Think:
A 1950s diner-style toast rack
A vinyl record bottle opener
A soap that insults you

Secret Santa isn’t about big budgets. It’s about surprising someone with something cooler than expected.

And if you’re playing it safe, you’re doing it wrong.

The best part? You’ll find all of the above and more in our Secret Santa gift guide. From vintage curios to full-blown chaos in a box, we’ve done the awkward gifting work for you.

So grab a gift before the office weirdo does. Your perfect, funny secret santa gifts, retro Secret Santa gift is waiting in our collection.

Because tasteful is overrated.