House Of Commons Glow-Up: Why Westminster Finally Talked About Real Neon
The Night Westminster Glowed Neon
Few debates in Parliament ever shine as bright as the one about neon signage. But on a spring night in the Commons, Britain’s lawmakers did just that.
the formidable Ms Qureshi rose to defend neon’s honour. Her argument was simple but fierce: glass and gas neon is an art form, and plastic LED fakes are killing the craft.
She reminded the House: only gas-filled glass earns the name neon—everything else is marketing spin.
another MP backed the case, who spoke of commissioning neon art in Teesside. The mood in the chamber was almost electric—pun intended.
The stats hit hard. Only 27 full-time neon glass benders remain in the UK. There are zero new apprentices. Qureshi called for a Neon Craft House London Signs Protection Act.
Enter Jim Shannon, DUP, citing growth reports, pointing out that neon is an expanding industry. Translation: this isn’t nostalgia, it’s business.
Closing the debate, Chris Bryant had his say. He couldn’t resist the puns, earning laughter across the floor. But underneath the banter was a serious nod.
He highlighted neon as both commerce and culture: from God’s Own Junkyard’s riot of colour. He stressed neon lasts longer than LED when maintained.
Where’s the fight? The glow is fading: fake LED "neon" signs are being flogged everywhere online. That hurts artisans.
It’s no different to protecting Cornish pasties or Harris Tweed. If it’s not woven in the Hebrides, it’s not tweed.
In that chamber, the question was authenticity itself. Do we want every high street, every bedroom wall, every bar front to glow with the same plastic LED sameness?
We’ll say it plain: personalised neon signs London real neon matters.
The Commons had its glow-up. No Act has passed—yet, the campaign is alive.
And if MPs can argue for real neon under the oak-panelled glare of the House, you can sure as hell hang one in your lounge, office, or bar.
Bin the plastic pretenders. If you want authentic neon, handmade the way it’s meant to be, you know where to find it.
The fight for neon is on.